Dick Van Patten Movies

The Malacicis, a hard-working Italian family recently immigrated from Florence, open a fancy restaurant in the Bronx, N.Y., drawing the ire of...

An all-star variety special saluting America.

Phil, Melissa, Mitch, Mary, and Vinnie are high school friends, who unwittingly raise the dead on Halloween night. Once the dead have returned,...

A group of eccentric retirees' lives are turned upside down when their beloved apartment complex is suddenly sold out from under them.

A dad tries to impress the daughter -- a soon-to-be college student he thinks is hanging around with a bad crowd.

Burnt-out private dick Jacob Aloysius Spanner teams up with his brother to help an old adversary track down his one remaining loved one, his...

"Police Academy"-style comedy set in a military school. Two errant high-school students are ordered by a judge to spend a year at a prestigious...

A foster boy is befriended by a lost dog who turns out to belong to the President of the United States. The boy decides to run away from the foster...

An amiable and benign hobo named Briefcase makes his living by claiming to be the Tooth Fairy and asking passersby to fund his business. Most folks...

A blacksmith and an amateur gunslinger embark on journey through the west together but soon separate and have surreal experiences of their own.

A southern bell falls for a handsome drifter with no prospects, going against her parents' wishes to marry a rich businessman.

Three women start a lunch wagon business but run into stiff resistance from a competitor.

The film starts out B&W and shows Oliver Nibble being berated by his wife. They go to a cinema and Oliver's imagination runs wild. The film turns...

A cocky high school student thinks nothing of using the people around him to satisfy his self-centered needs, until someone in his life gets pregnant.

College students on a field trip encounter terrorists planning to poison the city's water supply.

Danny is hopelessly in love with his teacher Peggy Noble. Of course she doesn't even notice him while she plans to marry the obnoxious coach Roy...

Clearly influenced by the darker, more sinister style of spaghetti westerns, Dirty Little Billy offers a unique insight into the beginnings of the...

When a group of terrorists (led by Luther) take over a high school making the students in it their hostages, it is up to several of the students (led...

A struggling widow vows to save her teenage daughter from a life of hardship by snaring her a wealthy husband.

Jay Leno hosts "Jay Leno's Family Comedy Hour," a one hour special featuring a humorous look at the American family.